ulfric is all like “you have a lot of nerve approaching a jarl unsummoned” but every other jarl in the game is more than ready to make conversation with you. ulfric i think it’s just that you’re a dick
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One of them speaks in lies, the other speaks only in truth. The third one is here for moral support.
These are badger.dot's cats. Drawn in 2020 for Black Cat October!
tee hee hee [lays in barrow nook]
Dear diary,
Torbjorn is soooooo handsome, I just love the way he says "kren sosaal"! I wish I was brave enough to tell him, but whenever I see those glowing blue eyes and that handsome mottled grey chin, I just freeze up. I'm so frustrated, I almost HOPE someone comes and raids the barrow so I can beat them to death...
I'm fed up with how Hrefna the Storm-Weaver thinks she can boss us all around. Nirn to Hrefna, the dragons died out thousands of years ago, the only thing you're a priest of is silly masks! She does know how to sing, though, I'll give her that.
Idea! If I can get Hrefna to teach me how to sing, maybe I can sing something marvellous and make Torbjorn notice me! I'll have to play it cool, as if I'm just singing to myself while I stack the wheels of cheese, at a convenient moment when he just happens to be coming by... Or I could hide his big Draugr Death Overlord helmet to make sure he comes by. I don't want to get stabbed again, though... What do I do?!
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Matheus, 19
“I’m wearing a 70s style ladies suit and a big hat that I probably bought from UFF secondhand. I like to replicate the vibe of some bands like The Rolling Stones or The Grass Roots, because I feel like that was the highpoint of fashion especially when it comes to suits.”
7 July 2023, Alppipuisto
not very good at asking for things that I want
"the worst they could say is no" not even true and also have you considered that kind of sucks